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06 November 2007 @ 03:21 am
Oh wow.
So i've had several massive evil plans since i last was on livejournal.

One happening right now is extremely complex and involves ridiculous timing, vitamin c crystals, a fingerprint scanner, Shakespeare's "Cymbeline" (sp?), a cute girl, a fabulous memory, and a katana, with which I must slay at least two people. Sound familiar? ^_^
 
 
Current Location: Lake Forest, IL
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: ticking of clock
 
 
02 January 2006 @ 01:41 pm
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
 
12 July 2005 @ 02:08 pm
PLAN: Go to Mall of America, sickening example of American capitalism run amok, and eye sparkly and expensive makeup at shiny new Sephora store and shiny and expensive technology at Apple store. Shop. Spend money. Be patriotic.
 
 
Current Mood: excitedexcited
 
 
29 June 2005 @ 06:31 pm
Target: Lindsay Lohan

Supplies: red hair dye, high calorie foods, un-slutty clothing

Goal: make target pretty again

Timeframe: TBD

Location: TBD

Okay, this plan isn't really evil, it's more of a public service, but since it's a plan...
 
 
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
 
 
27 June 2005 @ 11:53 am
That ^ is how my evil plan is coming along. I have secured the necessary lengths of taffeta ribbon (both blue and pink), but am still waiting on the fresh ostrich egg. Shipping from Africa can be rather unreliable.
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: The Sound of Settling - Death Cab for Cutie
 
 
 
25 June 2005 @ 09:39 pm
well the formulating has been foiled several times. Today it was because I felt the need to find a bell for my bike so I rode around for 3 hours trying to find a bell. Damn. CURSE YOU SATURDAY.

yes well.....the only thing I can be sure of..... if my calculations are accurate.... The first thing my slightly more massive EVIL plan shall call for is:

30 tribal masks from the land of zimbabwe and the surrounding affiliates.

More updates to come.
 
 
Current Mood: coldcold.... yet STILL EVIL
Current Music: music of DOOM
 
 
23 June 2005 @ 10:24 pm
*begins to formulate yet another, newer, BETTER, slightly more massive EEEEEEEEEEVIL PLAN*

More updates to come. Hopefully by tomorrow I will be able to get the base and frame under control. Be excited.
 
 
Current Mood: crazyEvil.
Current Music: Dresden Dollies
 
 
23 June 2005 @ 10:05 pm
travelbybubble: i have considered making a lj community for massive evil plans
travelbybubble: would this be of interest?
kashimogirl: YES
9:55 PM
kashimogirl: DO DO DO
kashimogirl: i will JOIN!
travelbybubble: muahaha
kashimogirl: muah...haha....ha......HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!
kashimogirl: the massive evil plan OF DOOM and DISTRUCTION and DEATH and SORROW and HORROR!
kashimogirl: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR
kashimogirl: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR
travelbybubble: hahaha


So, this community is for the posting and discussion of Massive Evil Plans. Massive Evil Plans themselves will come later, once I have dug them out of the archives. Ahem.
 
 
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: BBC World News